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| Profile - _rorschach [Show Forum Posts] |
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
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Town/City:
manchester
Region:
Manchester
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| About me |
About me:
Hey there, don't let the screenie fool you. I'm a fun, friendly, spirited Man that likes to have a natter. So please feel free to say hi if you see me in a room, I only bite if severely provoked. };0)
Things that float my boat: My mum, Fizzy cola bottles, Starbucks ( A skinny cappuccino venti and a biscotti, takes me one step closer to heaven. *Sighs*), My three fav films, shawshank redemption, green mile and forest gump, Science Fiction - yes, I'm a Sci-Fi geek. Star Wars original trilogy. (*Fashions a voodoo doll of Ja Ja Binks and stabs it repeatedly with a freshly sharpened HB pencil while screaming "Ja Ja must die!"), Star Trek, Babylon 5, V - The original mini series, Bladerunner etc. (Take the pee at your own risk, I'll have you in a Vulcan death pinch before you can say "Dagobah system!") Billy Connolly, Cherryade, Foo Fighters, The Cookie Monster - he da man! (We share the same views on dining etiquette.) Elmo comes in a close second, mind. Long walks on warm summer evenings, crisp sandwiches,billy connolly, Fresh bed sheets, Lemon Drizzle Cake ( is da mofo dizzle fo shizzle!) Seafood, The PG Tips Monkey (Boy oh boy, do I have impure thoughts about that monkey!*Commences ritualistic self-flagellation*) My music collection, The smell of bread baking * sniffs air* Ahhh Bisto! The Theatre, My best friend and The British countryside. (Not necessarily in that order. Sorry mum!)
*Offers light refreshment and nibbles to those still reading, I'm nearly done. I'm not writing the equivalent of War and Peace, I assure you*
Things that grind my gears: Jeremy Kyle (Pompous twonk!), My bingo wings *waves*, People who walk slowly! Sorry girls, but you know this is true - women drivers! *Pulls hair out* Myself not included of course. *Over takes Jenson Button and flips him the bird* VROOOOOM! :) The youth of today *Shakes walking stick and shouts bloody kids!*, SelfishnessSpitting ( Filthy habit!) Tins without ring pulls! The gym, People who wear sunglasses indoors (Why?!) Women who cover the interior of their cars with fluffy pink stuff and have signs in the windows like "Powered by fairy dust!!!" GRRRRRR!!!! Shopping channels, Shop assistants with attitude, Fake tan (Why anyone would volunteer to look like a radio-active satsuma is beyond me. *Shrugs*) Ironing, People who litter *scowls* Limousines! (One word - TACKY! Usually seen parked up outside a McDonald's Drive Thru, waiting for a bunch of chavs to come out clutching their happy meals thinking that they are oh so witty and oh so droll!! Sorry to break this to you, you don't! You just look freakin' ridiculous! And don't even get me started on those stretch Hummers!) People who mistake kindness for weakness, Toilets with no toilet paper! Reality TV and the talentless oiks that appear in them. (Usually brain-dead amoebae, who's only claim to fame is that they attend premier's half naked , fall drunken and disorderly out of nightclubs, flash their nether regions at waiting paparazzi, attach themselves like limpets to a footballer and have starred in a home made porno, that managed to get half inched, accidentally on purpose, because they hid it safely away on their front doorstep, under a flashing neon sign that says "TAKE ME"!) Handkerchiefs (you evacuate the entire contents of your schnoz in to a piece of cloth only to ball it up and put the offending booger engorged article in your pocket for later?! why? incase you get hungry?!! *Heaves* No no no no no and NO again I say! Kleenex... it's the way of the future. McFly (No explanation necessary) old people in mobility vehicles driving around tescos like they own the place!!!)no you dont (time to call tim westwood pimp my mobility vehicle).and last, but definitely not least, Doctor's receptionists! (The job description must come with the caveat 'female despots and former she-devils need only apply'...........and that little glass screen? It's sole purpose is to protect poor innocent Joe public.........from 'THEM'! p.s Whatever you do, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT make eye contact - Medusa is a fluffy wuffy bunny wunny in comparison!)
*Takes breath* AHHHH I feel so much better for getting all that off my chest!
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Last Seen on Website:
2010-07-30 22:29:36
Signup Date:
2008-08-01 23:18:54
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